Today I had to test the kinders on their numbers. The first small group I tested was just dandy, but the other group made me want to crawl over and poke my eyes out. Getting them to write a number was like pulling teeth. It just wasn't my day. Oh, and let us not forget about the kid that asked if I was having a baby. Apparently I am becoming a fatso.
Then my third graders were a little out of control. They were great when I first got there, but after lunch students attitudes shifted. By the end of the day I was so over the tattling, calling out, and whining that I didn't let them do their art activity and instead made them clean their desks and the floor for 30 minutes. I can guarantee they will believe me the next time I tell them to listen to directions or they won't be participating in activities.
Quote of the Day:
Student: Miss Hobbs, are you single?
Me: Nope.
Student: Whaaaaat? Oh heckkk no.
Me: Why?
Student: Oh uhhh, I'm workin for someone and he's gotta know.
Me: Uhh ok.
(about an hour later)
Student: Miss. Hobbs, you gotta break up with your man, Matt.
Me: How do you know his name?
Student: I work for the big guy.
(A few minutes later I was walking around the room and I noticed that my student had made a Naughty and Nice List for Santa. See who is on it below...)
Picture of the Day:
Yes, Matt is on the naughty list. It was pretty funny. My student thought he was the funniest kid on the planet ;)... He is totally one of my favorite kids.
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