Monday, April 9, 2012

The F Word

Having to reteach information makes me sad. My kinders really don't understand what "minus" or "take away" means. Every time they have numbers to subtract, they add instead. I become quite frustrated. I retaught the information today and some students seemed to understand how to subtract better, but I guess we will find out tomorrow.

Quotes of the day:

1.
Student 1: You're making me FURIOUS!
Student 2: I'm FURIOUS too!!!
Student 3: ROAR!!!

2.
Student 1: He said the F word!!!
Me: Did you say a bad word?
Student 2: (Stares and rolls his eyes side to side, side to side, side to side)
Me: (After pulling him to the side) Did you say a bad word?
Student 2: (rolls his eyes side to side, side to side, side to side)
Me: Does that mean yes?
Student 2: Yes.
Me: Why did you say that?
Student 2: To remind.
Me: To remind what?
Student 2: (rolls eyes side to side, side to side, side to side)
Me: To remind what?
Student 2: Them.
Me: Do you mean to remind the students of the bad word?
Student 2: (Nods his head).


hahahahaha. I couldn't help but laugh this time.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Dreams

Wanna know how I know I miss 3rd grade?

Last night I had a dream about my students. It was craziness. A little girl that never talks in class started talking to me. I think I dreamt about her because Kristine showed me a picture that the student made for Kristine's birthday. It was absolutely beautiful. In the dream she asked me to teach her how to draw a mouse (like I'm supposed to know how to draw one... haha). Then a student walked up to us and she stopped talking. In the dream, the teachers at my school were cleaning out the rooms for the end of the year. Letty and Kristine were carrying a table out of a classroom and then they all got on a party bus to go to dinner. I have crazy dreams.

I was totally meant to teach upper grades.

Happy Easter!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Fun Friday

Not only did Letty and I go to Panera today but we also got Starbucks....mmmmmm.

I have come to the point in life where I bribe the children. I told them that if they behave during library time and during the video, they could make a trip to the treasure chest. The kids are also terrified of the first grade teachers and Dr. Pilgren thinking poorly of them, so I told them if they misbehave I'm going to tell the first grade teachers and Dr. Pilgren their names. Naturally, the kids behaved... So today made for a great day.

We told the kids the Easter bunny came today and hid eggs for them. They were obsessed with finding traces of him whenever they could. Someone found jellybeans in the sandbox and convinced all of the kids that the bunny was near by.

Last night I received a letter from the Catholic School in San Dimas I applied to. I thought the rejection letter would upset me a little more but i am staying positive and believing in the fact that the big guy upstairs has a better plan for me.

Sunday is my friend/ former master teacher's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE!!!!!!!

Quote of the Day:
(I took a student to the office so he could get an asthma treatment and there was a little boy with special needs that was also in the room...he wet himself but refused to change his pants.)

Nurse: You need to put these pants on.
Student: I don't like to play sports.
Nurse: Well these are the only pants your dad gave me. You need to put them on if you want to go back to class.
Student: I'm dry.
Nurse: You still need to change.
Student: I'm calling the PO-lice.
Nurse: You still have to change.
Student: I'm calling the cops.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Thursday

It is Thursday. This has been the longest weekend of my life. I feel quite stressed out from school as I have to begin writing my thesis paper and complete my test for special education.

My kids were pretty good today. I must have laughed at least 10 times because of stuff the kids are saying.

Instead of calling me Miss. Hobbs, several of the little boys in class have decided to change my name to Miss. Hobbies. If it was any other grade, I probably wouldn't let the kids change my name, but my kids are cute, so they are allowed to. =)

I am so glad tomorrow is Friday!!! Friday's mean Panera time with Letty.

Quotes of the Day:

1.
Student 1: I can't wait for the Easter Bunny to come! We are going to go find the eggs!
Student 2: The Easter Bunny isn't real...

2.
Student: Miss. Hobbs I made a new song. Do you want to hear it?
Me: Of course.
Student: OoooOooooOooooooo. I am so glittery. I am just beautiful. OoooooOoooooO

3.
Me: Did you eat the jellybeans after I told you not to?
Student: (bows his head, makes a sad face, walks behind me and puts his arms around my neck for a hug) I won't do it again.

4.
Student: My eyeballs are sweating!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Tutoring

I started tutoring a 3rd grade student last week in grammar and writing strategies. His grandma is my former boss. I LOVE this kid. He cracks me up and is super smart. I explain one little thing to him and he makes his own examples. Ahhh, so nice. Today he talked about how obsessed he is with pumpkin pie... now all I want is a slice of pumpkin pie!

If you haven't been to Education Emporium off of Central and Foothill, you really should. I get lost in that place. Seriously, I could spend hours just looking at everything they have. If you have kids and they struggle with anything, you should totally go there to find some supporting materials. I picked up a few things for tutoring and for what I hope to call my own classroom next year. Kristine and my 3rd graders threw me a little going away party last semester and gave me a lot of helpful items, but every girl needs to add to their classroom collection.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Week 6- Day 2

I can't believe it is only Tuesday!!!

Today I got to sub second grade for about an hour. It felt great having kids in a room that could work independently. I took the kids to an assembly and someone gave a presentation on Comedy Sportz... totally made me think about high school. I guess they are starting improv at a young age these days. =)

A kid said the "F" word today. It was awkward because I totally wanted to laugh, but had to put my angry face on instead. I guess one of my students asked the kid what the "F" word is. The student told him... then the kid told on the student. So much drama.

Quote of the day:

Me: Good morning boys and girls, I'm Miss. Hobbs.
Boy: That's a cute name.

Monday, April 2, 2012

25 days left

I can't believe student teaching is half way over!

Today all of the student teachers and I were walking into school and we are super excited that it is half way over..!

My kids were out of control today. Spring fever is for real! It took everything in me not to cry or yell (I'm really not sure which). I just don't want to make the babies cry... so I am trying to be patient... very, very, very, very patient. I think I would die if I taught kinder with any other teacher. Letty is the only thing keeping me semi-sane in the room.

Regardless, when I sit and talk to each student individually, I can't help but love the little munchkins. I just wish they were all better behaved when they sit next to their neighbor during math.

One of my 3rd graders fractured his elbow last week. I saw him today and it broke my heart. The worst part is, he has a soft cast for two weeks and then has to get a hard cast. When I saw him I wanted to squeeze away the pain. I told him I get to be the first person to sign his cast. He gave me a dramatic little face like he was in pain... Poor baby. I wonder if all teachers feel this much emotion for their kids. I have issues when it comes to these kids. Don't mess with them or you'll have to mess with me. ;)

Matt and I are both getting pretty excited for our interviews. I miss teaching 3rd grade so much. I don't think you can understand how excited and nervous and crazy I'll feel if we are offered the job. I have contacted a couple apartment complex's in Gilbert. When I was doing research I realized that Gilbert was voted the 5th safest city in the US in 2010. I know it is 2012, but still, not bad, eh?


Quote of the day:

Student 1: Mickey Mouse is not real.
Me: What?! Are you sure?
Student 1: Yeah, he is just a mouse.
Student 2: Yeah, but vampires are real! They live in the vampire city.
Me: Oh, that seems pretty intense.
Student 2: Mhm, when they are hungry they eat people.

Twilight did a number on these kids.